Trend

Woke up today Lookin' through my e-mail It's all triple x Explicit sex But I'm not horny Can't make it stop The different colored soda pops Striped toe socks Call the cops I can't take anymore I got the perfect cell plan With nights and weekends free All the ring tones that I need But no one ever calls me I should paint myself green Walk around in a red g-string Cause I just don't fit in Turn my hat sideways Put a band aid on my face You know that I Wish I could start a trend Checkin' out a hit of The Paris hill Joe millionaire Clickin' through a hundred million channels Loose the pounds You gotta by now Here's the number To save your soul Breaking news Another Michael Jackson scandal I got the perfect cell plan With nights and weekends free More 'off beat' that I need No one ever calls me I wear low rider jeans Put a bar bell through my ding-a-ling Cause I just don't fit in Turn my hat sideways Put a band aid on my pretty face Cause I wish I no I could I would start a trend Na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na Then there's my girlfriend She's such a cutie She'd be a beauty If she could get an extreme makeover on that booty I could bend her over And she lets me spank it Take off my jeans The zipper pinched my ding-a-ling Cause I don't really fit in Throw my hat away Take that stupid band aid off my face And I, I wish there were One more way to tan your skin A reality show where no one wins If I would be myself Then I could start a trend Na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na Then I could start a trend Na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na If I could just be myself Na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na Be myself Na na na na na Na na na na na If I could be my self