Kitty Empire

The Emperor makes his rounds Master of all Cats Fat in the Midwest Emperor rolls his little balls Catland Says hi, to his pal Walter For all that smoking in the backyard The neighbors do not understand, he's an aberration Even makes a funny noise He plays great hunter with a ball-point pen When the cat's away, ah, it's a regular rat day When the rat's away, ah, King Cat, King Cat can play day I jump around, with my wang in the wind It flops around You admired it I am your neighbor now You can't stop me now If you service me, I will eat what I am given If not, then all I want is something else You will ask them for me In change, I'll piss on everything you value I am the Emperor of Cats I do what I want now, cats I do what I want now, cats I shit outside if I want to All a part of my, ow, kitty empire