I went swimming in the ocean

Rubbed my body up with lotion

Body's hard like it's frozen

I do jogging and do rowing

Let's just say I stay in motion

I like to sweat, love's magic potion

In the sea, I seek commotion

I look calmly, no emotion

Shark attack

Shark attack

Serengeti is back

Shark attack

Shark attack

People screaming, lifeguard yelling

Megaphone, "Get out the water." He seem like he Roy Schneider

That's when I turned to MacGyver

Umbrella from the sand

I have no paddle, use my hand

I swim out and get that man

Bring that man back to land

On the shore, he said, "Thanks." Had a bite in his lower flanks

His lips were blue, his eyes were blank

Out of shape, his breath was stank

Shark attack

Shark attack

Shark attack

Shark attack

I said, "Fella, get it together." Want my address

Email, letter

My spam box is overtime

I have no time for your line

He said, "Cool," fainted from the blood

The sand was wet, it looked like mud

Smyrna Beach has plenty of club

I took my shower in the tub

Put one hand on your head

Put the other hand on your head

Now spin around and dance

Now spin around and dance

Dance

Dance

Put one hand on your head

Put the other hand on your head

Now spin around and dance

I took that shark and had it stuffed

Got his address from the ambulance

Said, "I'd like to see the shark I killed and the rest of your ripped up pants." I said, "Next time that you go swimming, make sure you don't wear jeans." I do so much exercise

I'm bursting at the seams

Shark attack

Put one hand on your head

Put the other hand on your head

Now dive bomb

Now- Shark attack

Now dive down

Now dive down

Now dive down

Now dive down

Now turn around

Now turn around

Go up to the water and...

Go up to the water and float

Float

Put one hand on your head

Put the other hand on your head

Now spin around and dance

Now spin around and dive bomb

Dive bomb

Touch the ocean floor

Touch the ocean floor

Now swim to the sea

Now swim to the sea

Now turn around

Now turn around

Put one hand on your head

Put the other hand on your head