The Little Old Lady (From Pasadena)

(It's the little old lady from Pasadena)

The little old lady from Pasadena (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

Has a pretty little flowerbed of white gardenias (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

But parked in a rickety, old garage

Is a brand new, shiny red, super stock Dodge

And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner

Than the little old lady from Pasadena

(She drives real fast and she drives real hard)

She the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena

If you see her on the street, don't try to choose her (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

You might drive a goer, but you'll never lose her (Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

Well, she's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later

'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator

And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner

Than the little old lady from Pasadena

(She drives real fast and she drives real hard)

She the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena

(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

The guys come to race her from miles around

But she'll give them a length, then she'll shut them down

And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner

Than the little old lady from Pasadena

(She drives real fast and she drives real hard)

She the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It's the little old lady from Pasadena

(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)

(Go granny, go granny, go granny, go)