Conjunction Junction

'M'kay kids, this requires a certain amount of audience participation And looking you over, I think you can handle it This part is very easy, it goes like this Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Let's try that A one, a two, three, and sing that song Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Pretty good One more time, kids A one, a two, three, and sing that Conjunction Junction, what's your function? They got it, they got it, okay When I raise my finger, okay Dave will help you out Big band intro, okay A one, two, three Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses Conjunction Junction, what's your function? I've got three favorite cars that get most of my job done Conjunction Junction, what's your function? I've got and, but, and or That will get you pretty far Dig this "And" That's an additive, like this and that And then there's "but" When you say "Mommy, I won't do this But I will do that" And then there's Or. O-R This or that, a choice And, but, and or will get you pretty far! Now sing the song Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right Bread and butter, milk and honey, peas and rice (Hey that's nice) Dirty but happy, digging and scratchin' Losing your shoe and a button or two He was poor but honest, sad but true Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!