Routine Check (feat. Kano & the Streets)

The good thing with the law these days, right

Is that criminals know their rights better than their wrongs

What do you mean routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and creps

What do you mean routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and creps

Ten to nine, Teddy tends to not have time

That's when Teddy wants to decline to entertain all your piss-taking jibes

I tell you my name I'm identified by

And when the station verifies, you'll realise what I tell you is right

Your hand dips inside my black Stan Smiths

Rustles my CK boxers, fuck's sake, nearly grabbed man's dick, cunt-stable

Sorry, I didn't mean cunt-stable, but that name feels so comfortable

And I find it so fun to talk 'cause cunt-stable ain't done nothing at all

I don't fit the description of the kid who kicked all them doors off

Their hinges, listen mate, I just spitted that anilic

You and your sidekicks getting kicks off my side's embarrassment

But you'll see me end up in the van again, and you'll hear the cell door slam again

What do you mean routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and creps

What do you mean routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and creps

What's the problem, officer? Just a routine check, mate, that's why we stopping you

This is the third time now, must be popular, never knew I had fans, oh, here's my autograph

As you can see it's all steady, yeah, I bought my car, licence, insurance, it's all proper

Listen, I make that decision, you just keep it on guard, Mr. Tony Mitchell from Manor Park

With your saggy jeans, looking like you so hard, wearing jackets twice your size like you're carrying arms

You've got to stand here, what? You're having a laugh, if this is what I'm being held for, kiss my ass

I showed you all my papers, now what more do you need? Now come on, son, where you hiding all the weed?

Is it in the glove compartment, under the seat? Behind the sun visor? Smart, very neat

Now listen, son, you might as well tell me what you got, what you on about? Obviously your plan's flopped

Trying to put me wrist in cuffs, I think not, I know I ain't got no skunk so just piss off

I'm Marvin, I need to go to the chip shop, pardon me, Sergeant Martin, I've got to nip off

I wish I could stay but I can't be stopped, maybe next time, we could all kick off

What do you mean routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and creps

What do you mean routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and creps (Aw, man)

What the fuck do you want from me? I just want to be left alone, so don't even bother me

Interrupt me and accuse me wrongfully, I ain't got the time, this is long for me

Blah, blah, blah, Kane Robinson

Twenty first of the fifth eighty five, Forest Gate Hospital

You know the kid's with a piston out of breath 'cause you lost them all

You won't find a box of merck so spare me the time of the stop and search

Two black boys and they got a Merc', if it was stolen, why would we stop the Merc'?

You pulled us to try and find problems, like Jay-Z and 99 Problems

I'm a bad boy anyway, always got protection, ninety-nine Condoms

Yeah officer, course I'm a thief, dealing little drugs and my boot smell of weed

Run around the block saying "fuck the police", I learnt that from a D-Block CD

So fuck your routine, mind your own business, never mind me

What do you mean routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and creps

What do you mean routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and creps

Oi, oi, I don't get many routine checks, these bros are not the same

Apart from the day off that train from that Tottenham game

I do tend to end days in the police station

On occasion lately, once a week, maybe

I get a crime reference number for my most recent phone

The police code that's the code for a free phone

Take one camera phone, tell them I got jacked of the phone

When in fact, actually though, the previous evening back at home

I played Babyfoot, no one jacked my phone

I madly gambled my phone and got smacked by my bro

Vacate the station with a pace back up the road

And hope next Saturday I won't lose my brand spanking phone

What do you mean routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and creps

What do you mean routine check?

I didn't take this route to be checked

Sounds like you routinely check

Any youths in jeans and creps