Makin' Whoopee!

Another bride, another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season, another reason

For makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice

The groom is nervous, he answers twice

It's really killing that he's so willing

To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

Think what a year can bring

He's washin' dishes and baby clothes

He's so ambitious, he even sews

So don't forget folks

That's what you get folks

For makin' whoopee

Another year or maybe less

What's this I hear?

Well, can't you guess?

She feels neglected

And he's suspected of makin' whoopee

She sits alone most every night

He doesn't phone her, he doesn't write

She says he's busy then she says, "Is he?"

He's makin' whoopee

He doesn't make much money

Only five thousand per

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says, "You pay six to her"

And he says, "Judge, suppose I fail?"

The judge says, "Budge, right into jail"

You'd better keep her

I think it's cheaper

Than makin' whoopee

Than makin' whoopee

Than makin' whoopee