I really hope they consider me. I’ve got a good resume, I think. This could be a good opportunity

I’m so excited. I can’t believe I got this interview. I hope my cleavage doesn’t leave a distraction. Well, I kinda do

Tsh, stupid ass job interview. I don’t even want to be here. I’ma get this job though. I need that money, get in the studio, make this demo. It’s gon’ be crazy. Then I’ma get signed. All the labels gon’ be on me. I’ma blow up

Uh, Torae?

Yeah?

Mr. Cervais will see you now

Okay

How are you doing? Good morning

Good morning. Alright, have a seat right there, yes, in the chair. Yes, alright

Duh

Alright, let’s look at this resume here. Am I pronouncing it right? Torai? Is that Japanese? I, I served in Okinawa during the big one

Nah yo, it’s-it’s black

That’s WW2, uh, you want to work in our little, little business here?

Not really

Um, tell me what you know about Datapoint Logistics Co

Not a goddamn thing

Alright. Alright, I can tell you don’t know a lot about it. Looking a little, uh, expressionless. Uh, that’s okay

You think?

Uh so, we produce, uh, data statistics

Mm hmm

And data analysis

Mm hmm

And quantitative statistical data logistical processing

What?

Now if you don’t know about that industry, you’re not alone

Oh

But it is the backbone of the American economy

Uh, economy

"Economy, ain’t nobody as bomb as me

I’m out here B, ain’t nobody was harming me

The God in me come through with the squad with me

With the, uh, how I say it, I say it, with the squad with me

Come through, what’s the problem, B?"

Yeah, okay, that, that would be crazy. That would be crazy

Alright, I said

"Economy, ain’t nobody as bomb as me"

Ah shit. This guy’s almost finished

(You know there something important about that word “backbone.” It may not taste as good as the neckbone, but it holds everything together, as like my brother, Norb, would say. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can put a hat on it. Uh, you know, enough about, you know, that and all this. It’s like this and like that and like this alright.)

It’s good talking to you, uh, Torai. Uh, and, uh, if you have any questions, please let us know, but I guess, uh, you know, you told me everything we need to know about you, and uh, we’ll get back to you as soon as we, uh, make a decision. Uh, uh, and if you like, you can take a pen or a lollipop out, uh, by the, uh, receptionist desk. Um, make sure you suck on the right one. Ha ha. Ah yes. Um, Have a great day and, uh, keep it real