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Little red dot on a little blue square Burning a hole in my mind Open it up and see what's in there And if anybody's online What's on your mind? Share your location at this time And upload some photos of some shit It's okay to be caught up in your vanity Won't you leave a few comments on it Seventeen likes on my profile update, yeah! And a new friend request From my ex-girlfriend's mom I ain't seen since junior prom And here are some friends we suggest There's a list on the right of the trending headlines Sports, politics, celebrity news You'll never feel left out, we all read the same thing now Spoon fed, you don't have to choose Uploading ourselves to the servers and clouds Identities made of HTML Connected yet alone, day in and day out On the cracked Iphone screens where we dwell 'Nine Things Every Man Needs to Know Right Now About His Penis' 'You Won't Believe What Happens Next!"' Oh, passive we scroll on our tablets and our phones In bubbles of comfort we regress Oh we're all swiping love on Tinder Flashing our junk on Snapchat Countin' to ten on Buzzfeed Yeah, everyone's a critic in the comments We're all jerkin' off on Pornhub Shouting our inner voices on Twitter Everyone's a little gay on Grindr Staring at my image on Insta Hey hey hey you, can I borrow your charger?