The Bar Is Low

I've been described as good

Some have even said great

What have I done

To deserve such a fate

It sure seems to be

Quite an easy bet

Those we adore just haven't spilled their secrets yet

I never steal

I never fight

My anger's locked up tight

You haven't climbed a mountain

Barely walked up a hill

But that's good as gold

Cause you've never killed

Held down a job

Even snagged a raise

Right there you're due for

Effusive praise

I'm the picture

Of a noble guy

Now let me explain why

See I'll tell you so

Oh I'll tell you so

The bar is low

The bar is low

Why I don't know

I just don't know

The bar is low

The bar is low

Never been exposed

They'll never know

The bar is low

The bar is low

Oh I told you so

Oh I told you so

The bar is low

The bar is

Yeah the bar is low

And it's getting lower

The speed of evolution

Is getting slow