Eye Candy

Sipping on a black Dakota pint The joint is jumping on a Sunday night But then something wicked this way comes Sticking out like two sore thumbs Eye candy, ear poison Oh Mother, keep your boys in 'Cause uptown came downtown And now they keep hanging around They didn't want to listen to no band Why don't they grab a cab back to clubland Now they're coming on to every guy Like two drunken socialites Eye candy, ear poison Oh Mother, keep your boys in 'Cause uptown came downtown And now they keep hanging around It's uncanny, what the wind blows in Oh Brother, you'd think what goes in Must come out but somehow It's been dumbed down and now they're hanging around You should see the way they dance Rubbing up against everybody's leg And like a bad masseuse Everything they do rubs me the wrong way Well, now something wicked this way comes Sticking out like two sore thumbs Eye candy, ear poison Oh Mother, keep your boys in 'Cause high brow came low brow And our eyebrows may never come down It can't be, screen's frozen Oh Brother, keep your nose clean 'Cause upload came download With a truck load of trouble 'bout to explode Eye candy, ear poison Oh Mother, keep your boys in 'Cause uptown came downtown And now they keep hanging around