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Evolution
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Standup Comedy
Evolution fue lanzado el 31 de marzo de 2017 por Comedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company como parte del álbum Fuzzies
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ÁlbumFuzzies
Fecha de lanzamiento31 de marzo de 2017
Sello discográficoComedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company
IdiomaEnglish
Melodía
Nivel de sonidos acústicos
Valence
Capacidad para bailar
Energía
BPM88

Créditos

ARTISTAS INTÉRPRETES
Adam Newman
Adam Newman
Intérprete
COMPOSICIÓN Y LETRA
Adam Newman
Adam Newman
Autoría

Letra

I was watching this documentary on evolution. Everybody's seen the
Evolution chart, that is a monkey gradually turning into a man
Right? That is the textbook evolution image. For whatever reason
In this, uh, documentary, the chart they were showing was a female
Monkey turning into a woman. Which is great, I've just never seen
It be a woman on the evolution chart before. The woman at the end
Of the chart was nude, and she was very attractive. And so what I
Wanna know is where is it okay for me to look at that evolution
Chart... and still be attracted to the naked lady? Like, which one
Of the naked monkey ladies is it still okay for me to be into?
I never thought that before because it's always been a man on the
Evolution chart, I'm not attracted to men. I imagine women have
Looked at the evolution chart all these years and thought like, "
That one... two to the right, right? Like the really hairy one hunched
Over, like that's a man, I like that one." Now that it's a woman on
The evolution chart, I wanna know where the line is where
I can go, "That one, yeah, they're hairy. Fuck it, they're
Hairy, I don't give a shit. They're the hairiest ones and
They're my favorite ones, okay?" And the other side of the
Line where your buddy's gonna go, "Those are monkey tits
And that's not okay for you to be into, even a little bit."
Written by: Adam Newman
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