I Must Increase My Bust

(Do that thing)

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I've got to admit I'm obsessed by tits

I've had this problem since I was a kid

I used to look up at my Auntie Marie

Because she had big tits hanging down to her knees

Her nipples were poking right out of her gown

If boobs could be wings she's be flying around

As I grew older I made up my mind

I'd get me the biggest ones I could find

(Do that thing)

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

(Do that thing)

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

My ass just got bigger and my boobs stayed the same

I had to do something 'cause I was ashamed

I filled up my bra with melons and see

I looked like a faggot, a vamp in 3D

The trick with the melons a shot in the eye

Not long did I wait to catch the first guy

But of course I forgot that melons do rot

I smelled like garbage, shit warmed up

(Do that thing)

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I got a new plan the idea is real cool

I decided to go to a gymnastics school

There I found out that I'm not alone

Suffering from this flat chested syndrome

So when I wake up or go back into bed

I remember the wise words that my teacher said

If you want your man to drown in your lust

You must, you must, increase your bust

(Do that thing)

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

(Do that thing)

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust

I must, I must, I must increase my bust