Beer Can

I've been working this job 9 to 5

Minimum wage and overtime

But here comes a few days of unpaid vacation

And there ain't no way Jose I'll waste 'em

'Cause there ain't no better feeling than when

I pick up a beer can

And get to feelin' like Superman

It's Friday night, y'all, here's the plan

I'm gonna throw back a couple and

Keep 'em glued to my right hand

Any flavor, size or brand

Until the point where I can't stand

No, nothing picks me up like a beer can

Well, I woke up at 1 P.M.

And introduced myself to my new girlfriend

And there's a wrecking ball-sized hole in the wall in the basement

I ain't got no clue

How or who could have made it

Well, all I know is shit hit the fan

And here we go again

So, I pick up a beer can

And get to feelin' like Superman

It's Saturday, y'all, here's the plan

I'm gonna throw back a couple and

Keep 'em glued to my right hand

Any flavor, size or brand

Until the point where I can't stand

No, nothing picks me up like a beer can

Well, it's Sunday now and I'm freaking out

'Cause I can't handle five days without

Yeah, picking up a beer can

And get to feelin' like Superman

It's Sunday, who gives a damn?

I'm gonna throw back a couple and

Keep 'em glued to my right hand

Any flavor, size or brand

Till the point where I can't stand

No, nothing picks me up like a beer can

Like a beer can

No, nothing picks me up like a beer can