Heather? (feat. Stacy Layne Matthews, Alaska Thunderfuck, Courtney Act & Willam)

Oooh, aaah Heather They wasn't thinking when they let you sashay off the show If they was judging right they never would've let you go They didn't know talent, they was trippin', Kool-Aid sippin' They was listenin' to Michelle And all the fandom had to suffer here without your looks No henny this, no henny that was so unwatchable But they didn't crown you So they didn't crown me Girl, they'll crown anything, I never felt The feelings I've been feeling every since they made that choice How dare they tell you that your red outfit was not couture Oh what I wouldn't give to have you back for season 9 Not fair 'Cause Stacy When you left I lost some good TV I'm still mad 'bout season 3 Come back henny please (Come back, come back) 'Cause who the fuck is Heather? Who else gon' shake it shake it oh yeah yeah non stop? Who else gon' eat the meat to the bone and still look cunt? Who-o gon' rep the Backswamp, North Carolina? Oh henny henny, who the fuck is Heather? I can't sleep at night, henny's all in my mind Manila's on the radio Singing to me, "Hot couture oh oh oh oh oh oh" Wait a minute this is too cheap (too cheap) I gotta change the station So I go online scrolling Raja's page Seeing Delta still serving face I'm watching clips of you, and your glorious rack No shade to Carmen Carrera, bring them big boobies back I'm downin' fistfuls of my M&Ms Throwin' shade, cryin' Tryin' to figure out what they sent you home for Got a red velvet from the store Saying, "oh why, oh why?" I lay your picture by my bedside, Stacy! When you left I lost some good TV I'm still mad 'bout season 3 Come back henny please (Come back, come back) 'Cause who the fuck is Heather? Who else gon' shake it shake it oh yeah yeah non stop? Who else gon' eat the meat to the bone and still look cunt? Who-o gon' rep the Backswamp, North Carolina? Oh henny henny, who the fuck is Heather, Stacy? When I left you fucked up season 3 Need me back on your TV Come back henny please, 'cause who the fuck is Heather? I'ma shake it shake it oh yeah yeah non stop I'ma eat the meat to the bone and still look cunt Tyra was ok but my Mo'Nique was better Oh henny henny, who the fuck is Heather?