Well Done

Well done Why don't you get a job? Even Tarquin has a job Mary Berry's got a job So why don't you get a job? Well done Why don't you win a medal? Even Tarquin wins a medal Mary Berry's got a medal So why don't you get a medal? Well done I'd rather cut my nose off To spite my face I'd rather bite my nose off To spite my face Why don't you get a degree? Even Tarquin has a degree Mary Berry's got a degree So why don't you get a degree? Well done Why don't you like reggae? Even Tarquin likes reggae Mary Berry likes reggae So why don't you like reggae? Well done Why don't you watch football? Even Tarquin likes football Trevor Nelson loves football So why don't you watch football? Well done I'd rather cut my nose off To spite my face I'd rather cut my nose off To spite my Ah! "Get on your phone" she said! "Let them eat cake" she said! Well done! Ah! I'd rather bite my nose off To spite my face I'd rather bite my nose off To spite my face