High-Tech Redneck

He got thirteen channels of wrestlin'

Comin' in strong from a satellite send

Two hundred function remote control

Big screen TV with stereo

Football, baseball, NASCAR too

With picture in a picture and it's all in view

And if it comes on just a little too late

With his VCR's he can get it on tape

He's a high-tech redneck

Mayberry meets Star Trek

He's a bumpkin but he's plugged in

He's a high-tech redneck

He's got twenty subwoofers in the back of his truck

A thousand watts of power and he keeps it cranked up

He ain't into hip-hop, he ain't into rap

He likes to rattle them speaker with Ronnie Milsap

CD, cassette and digital tape

A CB and radar and scannin' short waves

And if he needs to talk to his honey at home

He just dials up her number on his cellular phone

He's a high-tech redneck

Mayberry meets Star Trek

He's a bumpkin but he's plugged in

He's a high-tech redneck

He's a high-tech redneck

Mayberry meets Star Trek

He's a bumpkin but he's plugged in

He's a high-tech redneck