That's when I up and moved to Spain

Met a girl with a gap in her teeth, big ol' tits and she taught me how to slam junk in my veins

Then I'm walking Las Rambles feeling no pain, when I felt a kiss on my cheek

From a man in a dress, telling me that he felt the same

Couldn't wait to get my legs shaved

Buy myself a purdy wig

Tuck back my bits and get my ass out there shakin' and get paid

In the Gothic district feeling no shame, cause baby I am stacking my chips

Shaking my hips and hey ya baby I was born this way

Then I'm flying back home on an air-o-plane

Touchdown Detroit Michigan

And I'm at thanksgiving dinner surrounded by my family and friends

Everyone wants to know what I learned in Spain, well family I'll tell you one thing

Ain't no time for learning books, when you're a, prostitute drag queen