You Stood Me Up

You stood me up You, you stood me up (x3) You stood me up, you stood me up You had a date with me On April 17th I showed up at the Dairy Queen Where we were 'sposed to meet I got there at 4: 53 We were 'sposed to meet at 5 I had a Butterfinger Blizzard and some fries When you didn't show up, I got worried that you might've had a wreck But some friends of mine said they saw you puking off a parking deck (Down, down) You stood me up You, you stood me up (x3) You stood me up, you stood me up I saw you just the other day I can't believe you tried to lie You said you had bronchitis When you were out with some other guy At the time it kinda bothered me Now I don't care at all My girl's a dame with jet black hair; in heels she's 6 feet tall And I never would've never met the girl if you would've showed up that night Next time you break a date, make sure your alibi's air tight (Tied down) You stood me up You, you stood me up (x3) You stood me up, you stood me up You stood me up You, you stood me up (x3) You stood me up, you stood me up I guess you got me Yeah, you really got me Hundred million ways to break a heart And that's one you taught me (x8)