Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch, with the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny axe in the gut locker

Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh-la-la, with the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop, when I make a point to be straight with you

Then, in lieu of the innuendo, in the end know, my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic, so hypothetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo

Foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo

Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog, with the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh-la-la, with the pork steeple

If I get you in the loop, when I make a point to be straight with you

Then, in lieu of the innuendo, in the end know, my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic, so hypothetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo

Foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo

Put the you know what, in the you know where

Put the you know what, in the you know where

Put the you know what, in the you know where

Put the you know what, in the you know where pronto