I Brake for Brunettes

Well, I brake for brunettes, blondes in Corvettes

Redheads that stop on a dime

Now the way that I drive it's a wonder that I

Ever get anywhere on time

So don't tailgate my pickup truck

Or you just might wind up in a wreck

Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet

But I brake for brunettes

I let Firestone put me some new tires on

Just a few weeks ago

But man, I swear that wear and tear

It's already startin' to show

Well, I oughta just whistle and yell

But man, I can't help myself

'Cause I brake for brunettes, blondes in Corvettes

Redheads that stop on a dime

Now the way that I drive it's a wonder that I

Ever get anywhere on time

So don't tailgate my pickup truck

Or you just might wind up in a wreck

Now they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet

But I brake for brunettes

See my big skid marks by the wave pool park

And Judy's Beauty Salon

Lord, I tore up the street in front of Betty's Boutique

Where they come out, the mini skirt's on

Well, I know I'm gonna wear out my tread

Down by Tina's Tanning Beds

'Cause I brake for brunettes, blondes in Corvettes

Redheads that stop on a dime

Now the way that I drive it's a wonder that I

Ever get anywhere on time

So don't tailgate my pickup truck

Or you just might wind up in a wreck

No, they ain't made the sticker for my bumper just yet

But I brake for brunettes

I brake for brunettes

Man, I brake for brunettes

Uh-huh, uh-huh

Woo!

(I think somebody got hurt)