The Downtrodden Song

You know, we spend a lot of time in this show talking about death and disease and cancer and catastrophe and we do it because, well... I think it's fucking funny. But we want to send you home now, with an upbeat number, with a dance number, with a song that'll put a smile on your face and a nice warm feeling down here in the cockles. Everything is horrible, yeah-huh Really, really, really, terrible I'm really depressed I'm really downtrodden I'm downtrodden, squared... The whole world is doomed, yeah We're all gonna die 25, 672 people die every single minute Sixteen hundred and fifty people just died Cancer, death, AIDS, inflation Taxes, George Bush, Hell, Satan Cancer of the face, cancer of the colon Cancer of the wrist, yeah And John Denver on compact disc, oh... [gasps]