Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis

With one or two, I get used to the room We go slow when we first make our moves But five or six, bring you out to the car Number nine with my head on the bar And it's sad but true, out of cash and IOUs I've got desperate desires and unadmirable plans My tongue will taste the gin and malicious intent Bring you back to the bar, get you out of the cold A sober straight face gets you out of your clothes And they're scared that we know all the crimes they'll commit Who they'll kiss before they get home I will lie awake And lie for fun and fake the way I hold you Let you fall for every empty word I say Barely conscious in the door where you stand Your eyes are fighting sleep while your mouth makes your demands You laugh at every word, trying hard to be cute I almost feel sorry for what I'm gonna do And your hair smells of smoke Who will cast the first stone? You can sin or spend the night all alone Brass buttons on your coat hold the cold In the shape of a heart that they cut out of stone You're using all your looks that you've thrown from the start If you let me have my way, I swear I'll tear you apart 'Cause it's all you can be You're a drunk and you're scared It's ladies night, all the girls drink for free I will lie awake And lie for fun and fake the way I hold you Let you fall for every empty word I say I will lie awake And lie for fun and fake the way I hold you Let you fall for every empty word I say I will lie awake And lie for fun and fake the way I hold you Let you fall for every empty word I say