My Funny Valentine

Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak Are you smart? My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine You make me smile with my heart Your looks are laughable, un-photographable Yet, you're my favorite work of art Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak Are you smart? But, don't change Don't change a hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little valentine, stay Each day is Valentine's My Valentine Today is Valentine's Each day is Valentine's Day Today Today Today Today