Which Witch Is Which?

Which witch is which?

Can you tell me please

Oh, which witch is which?

Is it me or do they all look alike?

The one is on a broom

And one is a bike

Which witch is which?

They all've got crooked noses

Which witch is which?

They all have curly toes

Is this making sense

To say that they're identical

As black cats on a fence?

We witches never wear a thing that's sporty, sporty

Bathing suits and stickers are taboo

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

A witch's nose is always big and warty

We all wear party hats and laugh at you

Which witch is which?

They're all in basic black

Oh, which witch is which?

And they'll eat a stack of bat wings for snacks

I think that they should all wear numbers on their backs

Which witch is which?

It's just so confusin'

Which witch is which?

I think I may be losing my little mind

But everywhere I find

Witches come in just one kind

We witches always sing a scary tune

At midnight when we fly across the moon

Our voices crack and cackle

The words we use are mean

Most of our teeth are missing

And the ones we have are green

Which witch is which?

It's like seein' double

Oh which witch is which?

They all boil and bubble

Potions that spark

At night out in the park

Doing dances in the dark

Excuse me, ma'am

Are you Esmeralda?

No, that's Esmeralda over there

Gorsh, they sure do look alike

Hi, are you Esmeralda?

Uh-uh, no

But I've got a nice recipe for Mousy Stew!

Come on, Goofy

Let's get outta here!

Whoa, I'm right behind ya!