Story of My Life

Alright when I call your name, step forward

Pinocchio the puppet

Uh I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy

That's you patch of mud down there

Ah dumped on a swamp

Man, I tell ya some times being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap

Life is disappointing

Woe, is what I know

Outed by my nose

That's just how it goes

For poor Pinocchio

Story of my life

Always doomed to fail

Cheated by a fox

Swallowed by a whale

That's the story of my life

Oh yeah

That's the story of my life

Strife is never ending

Peter pan

Banished

From the town

The ugly duckling

They dragged me from the pond

They broke my magic wand

They blew our condos down

Wicked witch

Life is but a witch hunt

Mama's in the mud

Mama's in distress

They ridiculed my hat

They said that we were fat

They tore my cotton granny dress

And called me a hot and tranny mess

Sugar plum fairies

Story of my life

Booted from the ball

Told to go away

Tumbled off a wall

That's the story of my life

You're late rabbit

That's the story of my life

Have fun you guys

That's the story of my life

And remember if we find you back in the Kingdom

You will be executed

I always dreamed

I'd get a happy ending

And this right here

Not how it goes

I always dreamed

I'd get an ever after

If this is it

It blows

It blows

It blows

This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm disease I caught in Tijuana

Story of my life

All the wasted prayers

All the broken dreams

All the broken chairs

All the damage done

All the busted beds

All the shattered falls

And the porridge on our heads

That's the story of my life, yes sir

That's the story of my life

Oy vey

That's the story of my

Life

Crap