I'm not really into you and
You're not into me
We don't have anything to talk about but
We've got chemistry
You only call me when you're drunk
But that's OK cos you're almost always drunk
I don't really know who you are and I
Always forget your name
But I remember your mucous membrane against
My mucous membrane
You say I only call when I wanna fuck
But that's ok cos I almost always wanna fuck
What we have is raw and beautiful
Brains turned off, purely physical
You don't know how to challange me intellectually
But you're a genius at satisfying me sexually
Your name on my phone is Dumbfuck
My name on yours is Stupid Screw
We both laugh about it
But we both know it's kinda true
Don't use our brains much
Don't need to think when we do it
We don't exchange thoughts
We exchange body fluids
