Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh

Poor fool, he makes me laugh

Time I tried to get a better, better half

Poor fool, he doesn't know

If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go

Did I not instruct that box five was to be kept empty?

It's him! I know it, it's him

Your part is silent, little toad

A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad?

Serafimo, away with this pretence

You cannot speak, but kiss me in my-

Poor fool, he makes me laugh

Behold! She is singing to bring down the chandelier

Ladies and gentlemen, the performance will continue in ten minutes' time

When the role of the countess will be sung by Miss Christine Daaé

In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen

We shall be giving you the ballet from act three of tonight's opera

Maestro, the ballet, now

Raoul? Raoul!

Christine, come with me!

No, to the roof, we'll be safe there

Ladies and gentlemen, please, remain in your seats

Do not panic, it was an accident, simply an accident