Rollin'

Let's roll Yeah, that's right we're going dummy tonight, son We're going Dum-Dum This that good shit We goin' silly, gettin' dumb on that hood shit We gettin' faded, going numb On the dance floor We goin' crazy, throwing bills In the bathroom We gettin' loose and poppin' pills Now I'm gone I can't walk straight and the whole room spinnin' I can't find my friend, man I think he went missin' (where'd he go?) Looked all around but I got too dizzy Got bumped in the back by a rogue dude whippin' Now I'm trippin' in the club Slippin' in the club Accidentally all up in this dude's business in the club Now he's givin' me a shove And I'm fallin' over chairs Tryna catch my balance but I end up fallin' down the stairs Now I'm breakin' all my bones And I'm fallin' real fast And I barrel towards the door And I break through the glass And I land on my ass Now I'm slidin' down the street The club's on top of a hill So I'm pickin' up speed Now I'm scared I don't think I've gone so fast in all my life All the roads are frozen over so I'm slidin' on this ice I can't catch my self I just keep on rollin' like some dice I just rolled right through the night Fell asleep and now it's light Now I'm rollin' and floppin' Tryna slow, I'm not stoppin' People jumpin' out the way They be leapin' and hoppin' I roll right through a Gucci store But there's no time for shoppin' I accidentally steal a bunch of shit They call in the cops and Now I can hear the fuckin' sirens and the tires squeal They called the SWAT Team, helicopters, it's a whole ordeal I try to pray to Jesus even he don't want to take the wheel I catch my balance for a sec Then slip on a banana peel Next thing you know I'm rollin' through the park and Now I'm takin' people down Plowin' through a group of strollers takin' babies to the ground I'm apologizing but my voice is Drowned out by the sound of babies crying But it fades as I approach another town Now I have to make a tricky decision Hit a bus of old people or a couple of children Never really thought of myself of an ethical man but After meditating on it I came up with a plan, I'm gonna- (too late!) I hit 'em both on accident and they blew up (my bad) I caught a glimpse of a TV playin' the news And they're on the phone with my dad (hi) He's tellin' them how I've rolled before but it's never been this bad I don't wanna watch but I can't stop, I've never seen him this sad Now I'm doing full rotations 'round the Earth Spinnin' so fast, I'm causing the Earth's rotation to reverse Now I'm goin' back in time, I just saw my own birth Thought this night out at the club would be fun but it's the worst (The lesson is) Don't do drugs