Tamales for Breakfast

There are some things that I shouldn't have to tell you Anybody with some sense ought to know Like foolin around with some intern Or takin bribes on the telephone There's a verse somewhere in the Bible Says hidden things will be brought to the light So maybe you better think twice before Doin something you know aint right If you buy a TV with plastic Or a new car with your John Hancock When you start giving lazy people handouts By taking bread out of my lunch box If you keep puttin food in your gas tank Or leftover bait in the refrigerator If you eat hot tamales for breakfast You know you're gonna pay for it later What's this that I hear about our government Spendin all this money that they aint got Did they not go to kindergarten Thieves and liars will always get caught I don't want to start a revolution Well okay, maybe I do Some things had better change in Washington A day of reckoning is coming for you There's a boat load of sleazy politicians That are saying, "I'm not a crook" But there is way too many of us regular folks Can't seem to balance a little check book If you give a kid everything he asks for What you get is a spoiled rotten brat Fedzilla is Paris Hilton in rogue But we Americans are sittin pretty fat