2 Fake I.D.'s

I was 16 years old my first trip outta town We broke down on the outskirts of Plainview We were looking for trouble and that's what we found Cuz trouble was hiding in plain view We hitchhiked our way into Lubbock T X I did my makeup while you did your hair In a Volkswagen hatchback we were hotter than checks That we'd write for wine coolers and beer We went drinking and dancing and we shut the place down I held the money and you held the keys On our high heeled blisters we stumbled around We were flashing our two fake ID's We lied to our parents and we lied to ourselves We were just old enough to know better On Avenue Q, in a rundown motel Once again, you were my babysitter Three in the morning, a knock on the door No music, just red and blue lights The men scattered like roaches but they busted the whores And we cried as they read 'em their rights We went drinking and dancing and we shut the place down I held the money and you held the keys On our high heeled blisters we stumbled around We were flashing our two fake ID's It wasn't the first time and it wasn't the last I pretended to be someone else Washed off the lipstick and threw out the heels A child in adult camouflage Tired and hungover, we made a deal Snuck in through unlocked garage We straightened our story, the last of the lies Suspicious, but they had no proof How did we do it? Look 'em right in the eyes And swear we were telling the truth We'd been drinking and dancing and we shut the place down I held the money and you held the keys On our high heeled blisters we stumbled around We were flashing our two fake ID's