Jingle Juice

The holidays are here And the traffic's getting worse My credit cards are maxed out And I'm trying not to curse As I sit behind the only crying baby on the plane I dream of sweet salvation at my hometown bar, again And I say... I'll take a Jingle juice and egg nog A bourbon cherry on top It's 5 O' clock on Santa's sleigh I'll have a merry margarita A peppermint sangria Gonna chase my winter blues away I'll take a jingle juice and gin, please A gingerbread martini Been naughty all year anyway I'll have an apple hot toddy Puttin' Bailey's in my coffee Drinking jingle juice all night and day I say hello to Sam the shark Hustlin' Billiard's to the fools While Lynette is slingin' drinks And Johnny's fallin' off his stool This sanctuary's sacred when it's cold and you're alone We're singin' all our praises in our home away from home And we say... Cheers to the rum and cheers to the wine Cheers to the spirits keeping spirits alive I hear Christmas a knockin' but there's no one home St. Nick come and find us at the watering hole