Grow for Me

Aw, Two-ey, I don't know what else to do for you

Mr. Mushnik and Audrey, they just met you but I've been going through this with you for weeks

Grow and wilt

Spurt and flop

Are you sickly, little plant, or you just plain stubborn?

What is it you want?

What is it you need?

I've given you sunshine

I've given you dirt

You've given me nothin'

But heartache and hurt

I'm beggin' you sweetly

I'm down on my knees

Oh, please, grow for me

I've given you plant food

And water to sip

I've given you potash

You've given me zip!

Oh God, how I mist you

Oh, pod, how you tease

Now, please, grow for me

I've given you southern exposure

To get you to thrive

I've pinched you back hard

Like I'm s'posed to

You're barely alive

I've tried you at levels of moisture

From desert to mud

I've given you grow-lights

And mineral supplements

What do you want from me? Blood?!

Ow!

Damn rose, damn thorns, clumsy me

Hey, Two-ey, look what I–

Hey, you opened up!

I wonder what made you do that?

I think I know what made you do that!

Well, I guess a few drops couldn't hurt

'Long as you don't make a habit out of it or anything

I've given you sunlight

I've given you rain

Looks like you're not happy

'Less I open a vein

I'll give you a few drops

If that'll appease

Now, please, oh please

Grow for me?