King of Cups (feat. Christopher Bowes)

I came upon an old man in a forest

Living deep in a hole in the ground

He filled a cup and he gave it to me

Drink it down, drink it down, drink it down

Seven days since I had that potion

Seven days since I drunk his brew

I feel a thirst and it's getting stronger now

Christopher Bowes:

So long I have dwelled in the darkness

Perfecting a mystic brew

From afar come the bravest drinkers

For a taste of this deadly juice

Seven years it has been fermenting

Seven years in an oaken cask

Now it's time, the drink is ready

This booze will kick your ass

One drink just to dull the senses

Two more just to calm the nerves

Another round for the brave among you

It's really nothing more than you deserve

One drink and you'll feel the magic

Two drinks and you'll beg for more

Three drinks and your world is spinning

One last drink and you'll hit the floor

Last call and my glass is empty

I don't have a lot to lose

We gotta keep this party going

I gotta have that booze

I've got a recipe, it's off my own design

So take a chance with me

And pretty soon you'll find

It's better than wine

Tequila gin and mead, the taste that I most need

That wicked potion maker's brew

A whiskey and a beer, stir till the drink is clear

Just take a breath before you chug