Life As a Simp

Omg I'm so sorry, I just saw this What? It's been a month I thought you were dead That's just life as a simp I'm so glad I'm not a pimp Got no time for Sarah, Jessica or Kim That's just life as a simp Yeah, I don't call 'em hoes If you only need one dick, let me know Tell me how your day was Girl, you look famous Let me take you out I bet that you like Asian Do your feet hurt? Girl, let me rub those Let me take you to the mall and buy you new clothes If you like that throw it in the bag I'ma buy it for ya, fuck a price tag If you do it then you know I like that How the fuck am I in love after one day? That's just life as a simp I'm so glad I'm not a pimp Got no time for Sarah, Jessica or Kim That's just life as a simp Yeah, I don't call 'em hoes If you only need one dick, let me know Baby, are you hungry? Come up to my place We can kick it on the couch and order Postmates We talking friend zones I'll be in first place Even though I know I'll never see your O face Out with your friends, yeah, I'll pick you up Have a sleepover, I'm in love Cuddle all night, just my luck I just realized we're never gonna... That's just life as a simp I'm so glad I'm not a pimp Got no time for Sarah, Jessica or Kim That's just life as a simp Yeah, I don't call 'em hoes If you only need one dick, let me know She said I'm like a brother to her? Brother-zoned? Bro, that's worse than friend-zoned Hold up, hold up, I just got a text message from her Hey, Bestie? That's just life as a simp I'm so glad I'm not a pimp Got no time for Sarah, Jessica or Kim That's just life as a simp Yeah, I don't call 'em hoes If you only need one dick That's just life as a simp I'm so glad I'm not a pimp Got no time for Sarah, Jessica or Kim That's just life as a simp Yeah, I don't call 'em hoes If you only need one dick, let me know