Two For The Show

Two for the show

And my mother wants to go

It'll break her heart when I tell her

She's too old

I'm in my place

I got makeup all over my face

I think I know my lines

But I dunno

One for the money, two for the show

Three for the lady on the radio

Four might be the one you'll never know, you'll never know

If only there was a better way to go (Way to go) Two for the show

Waiting in the wings

While the queen of virtue sings

It'll break her heart when I tell her

She's out of key

If they give her half a chance

She could soon learn how to dance

So she could earn her living, gracefully

One for the money, two for the show

Three for the lady on the radio

Four might be the one you'll never know, you'll never know

If only there was a better way to go (Way to go) Two for the show

One for the money, two for the show

Three for the lady on the radio

Four might be the one you'll never know, you'll never know

If only there was a better way to go (Way to go), oh

One for the money, two for the show

Three for the lady on the radio

Four might be the one you'll never know, you'll never know