Hannibal Interlude (feat. Hannibal Buress)

Aye man, I'm fucking with this shit

It's good to listen to a professional rapper for once

But Lil Dicky is a horrible rap name

That's some weird shit

You got grown up men having to call you Lil Dicky in the streets, like

Aye, what's up Lil Dicky?

Bars, man, you be spittin' bars

That's real inconsiderate for you to make that your rap name

And it's probably, is that the worst rap name?

I saw a dude name Hogman

The Intruder, no I just made that up

But it's not the worst rap name I've heard at all, man

Here's some tips if you rappers wanna be more professional

First of all, stop rappin' over you own vocals at your concert

Clear your goddamn instrumental and rap over it

I don't wanna hear you rappin' over your raps, muthafuckas

Also, stop have thirty-five people on stage

Who are these people?

Are you travelin' with these people or did you hire them locally?

Did you pay for their travel?

Get all of those muthafuckas off of the stage

It's confusing, I don't like it

You can't do that at other jobs

You can't be an accountant

Like, Hey, I'm about to do your taxes

Here's my thirty friends just standin' around doing nothin'

While I do your taxes

Fuck outta here

Also, stop talkin' 'bout the same shit

I don't think you have a fresh take on havin' money

I'm tired of hearing about it

I don't, I don't think it's interesting

These muthafuckas need to mix it up

I think I've heard every perspective on havin' money

Or I used to have money and I, oh, I got money

I didn't have money, I got more money than you'll ever get

I never thought that I would get this much money

I had money, now I'm getting more money

Stop getting so many chains

You don't need that many chains

You only need one chain

Or if you're 2 Chainz, you can have two chains