David Watts

I am a dull and simple lad

Cannot tell water from champagne

And I have never met the queen

And I wish I could have all he has got (Hey)

And I wish I could be like David Watts

And when I lie on my pillow at night

I dream I could fight like David Watts

And lead the school team to victory

And take my exams and pass the lot

(Wish I could be) Wish I could be like David Watts

(Wish I could be) Wish I could be like David Watts

(Wish I could be) conduct my life like David Watts

(Wish I could be) I wish I could be like David Watts

He is the head boy at the school

He is the captain of the team

He is so gay and fancy free

And I wish all his money belonged to me (Hey)

And I wish I could be like David Watts

And all the girls in the neighborhood

Try to go out with David Watts

They try their best but can't succeed

For he is a pure and noble breed

Wish I could be like

Wish I could be like

Wish I could be like

Wish I could be like

(I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish)

(I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish)

Wish I could be like

Wish I could be like

Wish I could be like

Wish I could be like