Hello Operator

Hello operator

Can you give me number nine?

Can I see you later?

Will you give me back my dime?

Turn the oscillator

Twist it with a dollar bill

Mailman, bring the paper

Leave it on my window sill

Find a canary

A bird to bring my message home

Carry my obituary

My coffin doesn't have a phone

How you gonna get the money?

Send papers to an empty home?

How you gonna get the money?

Nobody to answer the phone