Snail Man

911 what is your emergency? Hola. No puedo dejar de hablar Español Hey guys have you heard about snail man He was just right over there man I see him everywhere and I'm not a schizophrenic 'Cause once you're fucking snail pilled It can never be cancelled You'll see him every where and When you scream he will stand still Snail man just shot the Home Depot Snail man just bombed a casino Snail man doesn't have a big ego Because there's not many people Half man, half snail 6 feet to scale Snail mans not frail He's been to jail Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Is fucking real Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Made a law appeal Snail man doesn't listen to words Lives off the grid And eat shrubs and herbs Its snail man call 911 Theres a green guy with a gun Snail man doesn't care about us Snail man doesn't have a job Snail man doesn't have a knife Snail man doesn't have a life But they say Im crazy They don't believe me I know I saw it I know I called him He spawned He crawled He's the so called Mr salt bald Mr slime fraud He's loved and awed He's been appalled He's been abroad And he's been real all along (Everyone thinks I'm fucking crazy! la la la la bark bark bark) Never touch him Never speak foul He'll say gotcha, see you in hell Any offer Anyone in sight Once I caught him It was late at night So I called his name And he went away And since that day I tried spread his ways Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Is fucking real Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Made a law appeal Snail man doesn't listen to words Lives off the grid And eat shrubs and herbs Its snail man call 911 Theres a green guy with a gun Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Is fucking real Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Snail man Made a law appeal Snail man doesn't listen to words Lives off the grid And eat shrubs and herbs It's snail man call 911 Theres a green guy with a gun