All Jacked Up

Hey, yeah

Well 5:30 PM rolls around

There's a little old joint outside of town

I only got time for a couple of beers

And a jukebox song ringin' in my ear

The next thing you know the bartender's pourin'

Shots are flowin'

Got me stoned, man

All I really know is that I should be goin'

But I'm soakin' up the moment

I'm all jacked up

All jacked up

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Time sure flies when you're all jacked up

It was gettin' mighty close to 9 O'clock

What the hell, I have one more shot

Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar

Guess I musta gone a little too far

'Cause a big ol' girl walked out of the blue

Ten foot two with a bad attitude

Step right up and knocked out my tooth

I guess I had it comin'

I deserved it too

'Cause I was all jacked up

All jacked up

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here

That's what they said when I got my last beer

Oh, my God, it's 2 O'clock

I can't find my keys and my truck's locked

So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window

Hurt my elbow

Got me in though

Two foot later backed into the light pole

All the town folk got a good a show

All jacked up (All jacked up)

All jacked up (All jacked up)

Don't believe I've ever had this much

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up

Jacked up (All jacked up)

(All jacked up)

Woo

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't drive your car

Don't start no stuff in no bar

Hell, I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are

When you're all jacked up

(All jacked up)

All jacked up (All jacked up)

All jacked up (All jacked up)

All jacked up (All jacked up)

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