Hot Enough

Middle school no one thought I was cool But now I'm hot enough to steal your man All the dudes never thought I was cute But now I'm hot enough to steal your man I realized with a lot of surprise That now I'm hot enough to steal your man Yeah I'm hot enough to steal your man But I'm not gonna steal your man Hot damn god damn Now I'm hot enough to steal your man But I'm not gonna do that shit just cause I can Take the time that I was hanging at the bar with my friends But later on they told me something I could hardly expect They said Alex you should watch out for so and so's girlfriend I think she's jealous cause she thinks you two are flirting She thinks you're disrespectful, she says she feels resentful I didn't notice she was there, guess I was real neglectful But really nothing could be further from the truth I just fail to notice people other than myself, oops See I thought that I was minding my business as a performer But she thought that I was crossing a boundary and ignoring her (what) Blindsided but in hindsight I'm pretty flattered That people think I'm attractive enough to really matter And think it conceivable that I could steal their men now I can't believe that women find me a threat now Wow Growing up I was ugly as fuck But now I'm hot enough to steal your man All the guys were averting their eyes But now I'm hot enough to steal your man I had to learn with a lot of concern That now I'm hot enough to steal your man Yeah I'm hot enough to steal your man But I'm not gonna steal your man Hot damn god damn Ugly teenage phase yeah we've all been through it The guys who didn't date me baby all of them blew it Couldn't see past the glasses and acne and metal braces Their faces when they see that I'm attractive would be amusing But truly I'd rather have all this access to new pursuits Cause the glow up has been real and the fact is I'm super cute And after a show there's always a couple that's on a date Watch them coming to the table with her arm around his waist Like Don't worry baby girl, I'm not a homewrecker I won't approach your homie, he should really know better I'll let him make his own decisions he's a grown man Exercise his independence like only adults can And, if I could steal him he ain't worth your time Find a dude who values you more than my stupid perfect rhymes Though I sympathize if he can't resist the enigma Cause I'm balling like I'm rolling a 20 on my Charisma Yeuh As a teen I had low self esteem But now I'm hot enough to steal your man All the men gave me four out of ten But now I'm hot enough to steal your man I found out through my lingering doubt That now I'm hot enough to steal your man Yeah I'm hot enough to steal your man But I'm not gonna steal your man God damn I'm not a scumbag Stacy I respect you, boo And I respect your crusty homie standing next to you But if you're questioning your status and it's making you lose it Well then screw it, as a psych major I'll talk you through it See if you can't talk about it in the open that's some bad news Miscommunication's permanent like tattoos So not exactly, but it hurts when you go back to fix it So have an honest chat unless you're into masochism And to the men, well I think I understand Why you consist of seventy percent of my fans I can see you fricking thirsting, don't you think that I can't I'm glad you dig the tunes but please do keep your dicks in your pants But really I'm hot enough but I haven't grown out of feeling ugly Change comes from within but also those who love me So ladies talk to your man make sure that he's in love with you If I can steal him baby he ain't good enough for you