Blood Related

Well I just got done on my old man's farm and I walked on into town

I saw a girl with the bleach blonde hair and her boots right on the ground

So I grabbed a couple ice cold beers from the fridge and I opened them with my feet

And let me tell you something 'bout this girl, she's the sweetest thing you'll ever meet

She's the yee to my yee

The ground to my beef

She's the girl of all my dreams

But there's just one thing about her

That I just can't believe (I can't believe)

When I look in those eyes

It ain't no surprise

She's the most southern girl I've dated (yee yee)

But there's only one thing wrong with this woman

We're not blood related

[Spoken] Oh brother, what will my daddy say about this?

(We're not blood related)

(Yee yee)

My friends say I'm crazy for loving you

But I don't know what else to do (What else can I do?)

You got a lip full of dip and a heart full of love

You're sweeter than Mountain Dew (Code red)

I'd stand in a circle of fire for you and let a bull chase after me (I swear to God)

But how’re we supposed to start a family if we ain't family?

She's the yee to my haw

The see to my saw

She's everything I need (You're everything I need)

Except she's not my sister

Or my cousin at the very least (Oh, come on!)

Like a worm on my daddy's fish pole

You got me hooked and my breath is baited

But there's still only one thing wrong with this girl

Still not blood related

[Spoken] Woo!

Come on now

You make me shoot lasers out of my eyes

[Spoken] Well folks *CLAP*, we got to talking

And one thing led to another

And if I want this girl to be family

Then I guess I just gotta marry her brother

He's the skin to my buck

The wheels of my truck

He's my sweet home on the range (I'm in love with him)

And there ain't one thing about him

That I would ever change (He's the perfect man)

Now honey I know it might take a while

For you to get sitiated (I understand)

But I'm in love with your brother even though

We're now blood related