I Am the Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Mister City policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow-matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come, you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob G'goo goo g'joob Expert, textpert, choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide I'm crying Semolina pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the egg man, they are the egg men I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo Joob! Joob! Joob!