This just in, a boy just eighteen years old

Known to his fans simply as 'Harry'

Performed to ninety thousand last night

Has since been reported

Missing?!

I think I just need to stay in bed all day

You should really try to go to school

Mum, everything hurts

It won't look good if you don't try

Mum I literally can't

One point four million fans have flooded London's Trafalgar Square

—have flocked to Times square

—are holding vigil in Tiananmen square

This is so spooky right? I can't believe that we were just researching a fic where a

Fan kidnaps Harry and now he's gone? Did we like, curse him?

Whoever has him, just please, give me back my son

Terrorists, dad said it's terrorists, that's what he said!

My psychic auntie says he's defs not dead

But if it were terrorists, someone would claim it

Publish a video, which would explain what

They wanted, their demands

What if they've cut off his penis?!

Maybe it's a just publicity stunt?

But they've lost so much money on ticket refunds

And his mum looks really sad!

I don't think it can be fake

What if he just like, ran?

He'd never!

He'd never do that to the fans!

What if he did something else?

Like what else?

What if he did something to himself?

Don't say that!

I made this spreadsheet

You put in your name and time zone in and then you can see who else might be awake if you need to chat

We need to take care of each other

What we need to do is find whoever took him and make them pay!