Kiddie Pool

Called me up one more time

With some lame excuse

Truck broke down on the edge of town swore it was truth

It don't matter cause I know better

I've heard his lies before

If he comes by he'll be surprised

I'm locking my front door

I'm In the kiddie Pool with a garden hose

Out in my backyard

Looks like he stood me up again

Bet he thinks I'm taking it hard

I'm playing it cool doing all right

Stereo on and Christmas lights

Patsy Cline and a bottle of wine underneath the stars

I'm in the kiddie Pool with a garden hose out in my backyard

Probably drinking beer with his buddies at The local honky tonk

Says he's gonna give it up but I know He won't

This ain't no pity party I'm having the last laugh

Me and my old hound dog we're gonna make a splash

I'm In the kiddie Pool with a garden hose

Out in my backyard

Looks like he stood me up again

Bet he thinks I'm taking it hard

I'm playing it cool doing all right

Stereo on and Christmas lights

Patsy Cline and a bottle of wine underneath the stars

I'm in the kiddie Pool with a garden hose out in my backyard

Well it's a classy kind of trailer park

They don't give a rip

So About midnight I might turn out the lights and take a skinny dip

In the kiddie Pool with a garden hose

Out in my backyard

Looks like he stood me up again

Bet he thinks I'm taking it hard

I'm playing it cool doing all right

Stereo on and Christmas lights

Patsy Cline and a bottle of wine underneath the stars

I'm in the kiddie Pool with a garden hose out in my backyard

Thank God there's a kiddie pool and garden hose out in my backyard