Beam Me Up Scotty

(Trap-A-Holics mixtapes)

You know they say, "Who, who is Nicki Minaj?" and

You know I'm like a multiple-personality bitch

Like you know, I'm, ah, you know, I'm a ninja, I'm a boss

And I'm, I'm the Harajuku Barbie!

Who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me-, -it it

Mi say mi moan and groan

Admit it, -it it, -it it

Moan and groan

Admit it

Mi say mi moan and groan

Admit it, -it it, -it it, -it it, -it it

Yo, I just heard that I was the baddest in the town

So I came down and had to pick up my crown

Went to Taiwan and had to pick up my wand

Now everybody wanna pick up my sound

Baddest underground since Harriet Tub

That's why when I come around they hurry and run

And I know it ain't math but I carry the one

Got a couple bodyguards that'll carry the guns

Yao Ming, I'ma need a couple Asians

Sayonara, bitches, on a Kawasaki blazin'

Ayo, Rihanna, gotta come up off dem Bajans

Call Wyclef, I'm a need a couple Haitians

Yeah

Now where my West Indies?

Where the fuck my curry chicken and my rice and peas?

Yeah

My madda cunt Trinis

My Jamaican bad gyal, all my Guyanese?

Who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me-, -it it

Mi say mi moan and groan

Admit it, -it it, -it it

Moan and groan

Admit it

Mi say mi moan and groan

Admit it, -it it, -it it, -it it, -it it

I just found out that I was doper than Amy

Winehouse, maybe

Fresh out the navy

Fresher then a daisy

Used to be on Baisley

Young Money bunny, bitch, please say the baby

Please stop callin' me, I'm such a rock star

Assalam' alaikum, where the fuck is Akbar?

Give him my keys, tell him valet my car

B's pon da wheels, you can see them from far

Now all I need is a real mandingo

Gimme good uhh and distribute my single

Bootleg the mixtape out in Nigeria

Hit up Amadu, he can meet the criteria

If he work da middle like a mohawk

Tell him he can meet me where dem girls say aloha

See, I got that first-class pussy and he used to getting coacha

Real good chocha, fuck is my chauffeur?

Who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me-, -it it

Mi say mi moan and groan

Admit it, -it it, -it it

Moan and groan

Admit it

Mi say mi moan and groan

Admit it, -it it, -it it, -it it, -it it

Ahh, beam me up, Scotty

My wa-wa wine, my wine be too dutty

Yeah

B-beam me up scotty

My wa-wa wine, my wine be too dutty

One, two, buckle my shoe

No one on the corner has swagger like I do

Keep a two-two, get wetter than boo-hoo

Keep a couple stacks inside of my loo-loo

Excuse me, I'm sorry

I got the 45 special, don't worry

'Cause I'm cooler than a bloodclaat flurry

Mi like mi chicken and mi goat with curry

Yeah, yeah

Now, where my West Indies?

Where the fuck my curry chicken and my rice and peas?

Yeah

My madda cunt Trinis

My Jamaican bad gyal, all my Guyanese?

Who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me-, -it it

Mi say mi moan and groan

Admit it, -it it, -it it

Moan and groan

Admit it

Mi say mi moan and groan

Admit it, -it it, -it it, -it it, -it it

Ahh, beam me up, Scotty

My wa-wa wine, my wine be too dutty

Yeah

B-beam me up scotty

My wa-wa wine, my wine be too dutty

Have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me-, -it it

Mi say mi moan and groan

Admit it, -it it, -it it

Moan and groan and moan and groan