Where's My Money?

My second cousin needed cash

A hundred dollars overnight

The next day, I found him shootin' dice

And said, "Buddy, where's my money?"

I got a... 'nother friend who needed funds

Floated fifty for his rent

Six weeks later, I ain't seen a cent

I said, "Buddy, where's my money?"

If you need a favor, you can come to me

But ev'rybody knows nothin' is free

If you borrow, and ya slow to pay

You can bet I'm gonna find ya someday

Now my brother hit me up for some help

Eight bones for his bookie

When he came back, with half what he took

I said, "Brother, where's my money?"

It's the same story with my sister

Sent her two bills to square a bet

A month later, she ain't paid me yet

I said, "Honey, where's my money?"

If you need a favor, you can come to me

But ev'rybody knows nothin' is free

If you borrow, and ya slow to pay

You can bet I'm gonna find ya someday