The Flu Hatin' Rap

Flu, yo, you gotta be aware Aware of all the flu, up in the air I'ma get me a shot, make the flu go away Flu-hatin' rapper, just rappin' away Yo, yo, flu-hatin' rapper, it's a flu hatin' rap Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, flu hatin' rap First, you step to the left Then you step to the right and your chin is cleft If you don't have the flu, then don't bother listenin' The flu snot is glistenin' All around us, I'm a flu-hatin' rapper Go to the crapper, when the poop comes out like liquid That means you've got the flu So then, what do you do? You go to the doctor, you get a shot Actually, it's too late at that point This is about flu awareness Gotta be aware of the flu in the airness Yo, I'm a flu-hatin' rapper My name is MC Haps, MC Haps MC Haps, I'm a flu-hatin' rapper Don't need a keeper, don't need a trapper I'm not a student here, I'm a person you hired To dance in the fire The fire of flu awareness Ha! Hot, hot, hip-hop It's a flu-hatin' rap Hey, hey, flu-hatin' rap First, you step to the left Then you step to the right and your chin is cleft If you don't have the flu, then don't bother listenin' The flu snot is glistenin' All around us, I'm a flu-hatin' rapper I love Morty And I hope Morty loves me I'd like to wrap my arms around him and feel him inside me