All I Know About Girls

I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none

A renaissance man if there's ever been one

Got a pretty good handle on a lot of things

But I ain't figured out everything

'Cause all I know about girls is

The wide world ain't gonna spin without 'em

But it'll spin around 'em

All I know about girls is

You best get outta their way

Shut your damn mouth if she got something to say

It's like, yeah baby

No baby, whatever you want baby

Whatever it is is my fault

All I know about girls is

All I know about girls is

I don't know nothing at all

It's probably the reason Hemmingway drank

Or all the Lovesick Blues that were written by Hank

They all got stuck right where I am

Just like every other man

All I know about girls is

The wide world ain't gonna spin without 'em

But it'll spin around 'em

All I know about girls is

You best get outta their way, and

Shut your damn mouth if she got something to say

It's like, yeah baby

No baby, whatever you want baby

Whatever it is is my fault

AlI know about girls is

All I know about girls is

I don't know nothing at all

Yeah, I'm a jack of all trades and a master of none

But they sure make learning fun

All I know about girls is

The wide world ain't gonna spin without 'em

But it'll spin around 'em

All I know about girls is

You best get outta their way, and

Shut your damn mouth if she got something to say

You be like, yeah baby

No baby, whatever you want baby

Whatever it is is my fault

All I know about girls is

All I know about girls is

I don't know nothing at all

All I know about girls is

I don't know nothing at all

I don't know nothing at all